The boys’ coach Sergei is so fucking funny
- “These are Armani lines, very good, you usually have street market lines”
- “He always tells us to wear briefs because otherwise we’ll smash our nuts against our knees” (That’s Nicola talking)
- “When you’re old and you step on them [the nuts] you’ll remember about what I said”
- “I got him a dictionary for his birthday last year. I don’t know if he uses it as a drip mat or something” (Nicola again)
- “Good, you worked like a real Sardinian samurai”
- “Don’t make excuses. You only make excuses with your wife, when you cheat on her”
(You have to read these things in your head with a heavy Russian accent)
